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This couple.

I am shocked and appalled by everything that has to do with them.

I also can’t resist reading every single story about them.

I just can’t comprehend this girl.

What are your thoughts, Beth FS?

-Beth WA

Beth FS here.  First, I had to click the link to find out who Courtney Stodden is.  Of course, I recognized her right away.  But I think it’s a good sign that she’s not recognizable by name only.  In my head I call her “that way-too-young-to-be-dressing-like-that-girl-who-really-seems-like-she’s-taking-at-least-one-mind-altering-substance-on-a-regular-basis-who’s-married-to-that-creepy-much-older-…-actor?” They creep me out. I think all will be revealed eventually, and we’ll be like “Oh! THAT’S what that was all about.” But at this point, I have no idea what “THAT” is.